- mom:
are you awake
- me:
bitch i might be
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
(via jetblackhotelmirror96)
people that smile a lot freak me out. what are u plotting
nothing
Neville?
I’m gonna kill you
(via get-into-the-snogbox)