mom: are you awake
    me: bitch i might be

sneeply:

thegreat-repetition:

If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.

this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal

(via jetblackhotelmirror96)

googlebus:

ofeibea:

googlebus:

lzbth:

people that smile a lot freak me out. what are u plotting

nothing

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Neville?

I’m gonna kill you 

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